All right... who can obtain some "legit" creds for me?? I will travel on my own dime, drink my own liquor, show up at the show "to work" for free, deliver a bottle of spirits to the Boss for free, and will quietly walk the show and/or stay drunk in the corner happy as a pig in mud. Hell, I am the perfect employee. Come on... someone pull through and call it a Christmas present to Saca