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Paddy Moran stumbles out of the pub at 2:00AM with kis keys in his hand and his pants unzipped with his pecker hanging out. A policeman comes up to him and asks,"Paddy what are you doing out here?" Paddy replies, "Looking for me car but someone has stolen it!" The officer asks, "But why is your pecker out?" Paddy cries, "Omigod! They took me girlfriend, too!!"
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