[Cazador 01]

Here is my offering, there are undoubtedly more!

Subject: Touche'
>
> An elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane and at French
> customs he fumbled for his passport.
>
> "You have been to France before Monsieur?", the customs officer asked
> sarcastically.
>
> The American admitted that he had been to France before.
>
> "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for
> inspection", snapped the irate official.
>
> The American said that the last time he came to France he did not have
> to show his passport.
>
> "Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your
> passports on arrival in France."
>
> The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look and said, "I
> assure you, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on
> D-day in 1944, there were no damn Frenchmen anywhere on that beach.
>