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It is comforting to know that we will have to close down flight control towers, lay off teachers, firemen, and airport security.

It is comforting to know that our President, Democrat legislators, and the liberal-dominant mainstream media fought so valiantly and courageously to save Big Bird, the abortion mill Planned Parenthood, profane art, subsidized solar panels and wind turbines, subsidized milk, grain, and wool products from any future cuts and that one out of six Americans will still have free minutes on their Obama phones so they can order home delivery of junk food paid for with their food assistance cards.

So we have to give up security, fireman, and teachers – it is a small price to pay for those essential services we have been able to preserve...