02-06-2013, 15:34
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: PNW
Posts: 685
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Originally Posted by Dusty
There's only one TV in NK.
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Yes, but the Glorious Leader invented and manufactured it from unicorn farts, fairy tears, and pixie dust...
Some myths and idiosyncracies from Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong Il...
My personal favorites:
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3. Wanted to breed giant rabbits
German media reported in 2007 that Kim hoped to solve the famine in his country by breeding giant rabbits. An east German farmer who bred rabbits the size of dogs was apparently asked by North Korea to help set up a big bunny farm to alleviate food shortages. To get things going, he sent a batch of 12 giant rabbits to North Korea, but was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim's birthday banquet that year.
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5. High achiever
Official records reportedly show that Kim learned to walk at the age of three weeks, and was talking at eight weeks. While at Kim Il Sung University, he apparently wrote 1,500 books over a period of three years, along with six full operas. According to his official biography, all of his operas are "better than any in the history of music." Then there's his sporting prowess. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that the first time Kim picked up a golf club, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.
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10. Didn't defecate
It is reported that Kim's official biography on the North Korean state web site, which has since been taken down, claimed that Kim did not defecate. Enough said.
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All Hail the Glorious Leader
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