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A Celtic Pub Tale
I was at a pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales...Wales...you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. I'm an American and didn't know. So, are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
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