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Old 01-04-2013, 14:59   #12
Dusty
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Originally Posted by Lan View Post
I've found that drinking or eating something sugary helps with the cravings.
So does a big three-fingered dip. Drinking or eating something sugary will kill you, too.

Look, every time I drive down one of these hardball two-lanes out here, some idiot could easily swerve over, and kill himself up against the grill of my Ford Truck. Lightning could hit you. You could get I don't know how many diseases at any time from any place. You could get shot, stabbed, poisoned, blah.

The odds ain't worth trading a good Cope buzz for a mint sneeze.
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