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....and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your barebottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat......
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These are the same ladies who let their dogs and cats lick them in the face. The dog has just spent the past half hour licking feces off its behind, and the cat has just sucked down the last bit of lizard guts.
I'm thinking the "horror" of potential germs touching your bare bottom pales in comparison to the real germs being deposited in your mouth.
But I'm sure Billy L-bach could have stated this better than me, if only he'd cared enough to weigh in.
