That is why I had to wear BCG, Birth Control Glasses, because I sat close to the TV so this remote did not have to move as far. Downside, I sure was'nt the Ladies Man with those sexy BCGs'. 
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There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second. -Logan Pearsall Smith, essayist (1865-1946)
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