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I have done some research recently...
There does seem to be one distinguishing difference:
Ego.
We have an ego that is visibly larger and more defined than the average Soldier. It is also known that an oxygen rich environment causes it to 'peak', which is why MFF guys are so much cooler than regular SF guys.
This also explains why Scuba guys run neck-and-neck in coolness with MFF guys because of the compressed gas they are sometimes exposed to. (salt water combined with compressed air produces the same jump in coolness factor as 100% aviator grade oxygen.)
Navy Special Forces (AKA-SEALS) also have the same ego genetics that we do and since they live at the beach, they are exposed to exponentially more salt water than SF Scuba dudes. Add to this the fact that all SEAL are MFF qualified now and it becomes painfully obvious why the SEALs have such GINORMOUS egos...
Its science. I’d explain it in more detail, but most folks just aren’t smart enough to understand.
Try this little quiz…
Q: How many SF guys do you know that don’t own a mirror or a baseball cap?
A: None
I rest my case.
Its science – plain and simple.
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