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Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Jeez, Big Teddy! Do you need a rookie like me to give you tactical advice? 
Never let the "OpFor" around your flank so they can move in behind you. Use the "Wild Bill Hickok" tactic and make sure your back is against the wall. 'Nuf said. |
My late wife caught me looking at something like that once. She had me cold and demanded to know what I was looking at. I quickly responded "It's Martha Stewart's 'Do It Yourself Bikinis Out of Household Items!' In this case, dental floss and bottle caps. I was just looking for ideas for you, honey. Honest!"
Yeah, that went over like a turd in the punch bowl.
Still, that little joke continued on for years. Any time I was using the computer she would yell at me to make sure I wasn't looking at Martha Stewart's website again.