My first wife and I went Christmas shopping for our daughter at the toy store. She was really into the movie Toy Story. We found a large "Buzz Lightyear" right away but only a miniarure "Woody" - my ex promptly asked the stockboy "
If he had a big woody for her?"
We (the stockboy and I) both died laughing. I had to explain to her what happened on the drive home. Yes, she was a blonde.
