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Here is my own way of judging the present GOP candidates:
1. If either Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich showed up to date my teenage daughter, I would kick either gentleman's ass and ground her for a year for being stupid.
2. If Mitt Romney showed up to date my teenage daughter, I would think something was going on, but wouldn't be too sure what.
3. If Rick Santorum showed up to date my teenage daughter, I'm pretty sure she would be home on time and wouldn't turn up pregnant.
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"And how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?"
Thomas Babington Macaulay
"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson
"Well Mr. Carpetbagger. We got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."
Josey Wales
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