Buncha shit...just take your pick...
- Taoism - Shit happens.
- Hinduism - This shit happened before.
- Islam - This shit is whack!
- Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?
- 7th Day Adventists - Shit happens on Saturday.
- Catholicism - Shit won't happen if I work harder.
- Protestantism - If shit happens, I deserved it.
- Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock, knock...shit happens.
- Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
- Harekrishna - Shit happens, rama rama ding dong!
- Atheism - No shit.
- Mormonism - Can you believe this shit!
- TV Eangelism - Send more shit.
- Rastafarianism - Let's smoke some shit.
And so it goes...
Richard 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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