I sit here sobbing at the abuse heaped upon this poor individual by you cyber bullies for merely expressing his heartfelt feelings. Although he claims not to be offended by your crass and uncouth responses, I am sure that you brutes have caused him to fall into a thumb-sucking fetal position from which he may not recover without some serious counseling.
I would suggest aroma therapy and a session with Dr Phil.....
I'm sorry did I say sobbing? I meant guffawing,
