ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forget where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing-aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can`t get up.
WWIS - What was I saying?
WAI - Where am I?
WAU - Who are you?
OMG - Oh my goiter!
BOF - Best old fart.
WMD - Where's my doctor? (could also mean ... Who's my doctor ???)
