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09-02-2011, 12:42

(True story),...

Once I placed $20.00 into a Jutbox and selected every Johnny Cash song available.

A big biker yells from across the room, "Hey, don't hog the music!" I yell back, "Its Johnny Cash,...you'll get used to it!"

He stands and walks towards me with two friends on either side. I say, "Before you and your buddies kick my ass, I need to tell you a few things. First, I know what being scared is. Second, I've known true fear, and three, I've been beat up by girls toughter than you sorry SOBs".

The big man, puts his hand on my shoulder and says, "So tell me about this John guy."

09-02-2011, 12:42	#2
wet dog Guest Posts: n/a	Bikers are odd people,... (True story),... Once I placed $20.00 into a Jutbox and selected every Johnny Cash song available. A big biker yells from across the room, "Hey, don't hog the music!" I yell back, "Its Johnny Cash,...you'll get used to it!" He stands and walks towards me with two friends on either side. I say, "Before you and your buddies kick my ass, I need to tell you a few things. First, I know what being scared is. Second, I've known true fear, and three, I've been beat up by girls toughter than you sorry SOBs". The big man, puts his hand on my shoulder and says, "So tell me about this John guy."