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Originally Posted by wet dog
There will be an increase in Jump Master Course applicants in order to meet the number of JMPI leg strap inspections required to return the 101st Airborne, (choking chickens) to jump status.
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Reminds me of the old joke where the JM tells the jumper either exit the door or he's going to bend him over and take him...his buddies ask, "did you jump?"
"A little....at first."
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