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CAPITALIZATION
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who
send text messages and emails have long forgotten the "art" of
capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
statement below.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a
horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. "
Now: Is everybody clear on that?
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Learn from the mistakes of others...you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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