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For the second time in her adult life, First Lady Michelle Obama is reportedly proud of her country. Recently, she invited several poets, including a successful Chicago poet, Common, who is famous - in part - because his poetry includes threats to shoot police and at least one passage calling for the “burn[ing]” of then-President George W. Bush.

A staffer, who was clearly less than familiar with the global tapestry of militant rhetoric - thought that she said bring me the poet with the burning bush…the staffer, clearly out of his element and unfamiliar operating within the American hip hop milieu consulted the urban dictionary for burning bush and found the following:

Burning bush:
a term used to describe the pubic hair of a red headed person - the act of setting your pubic hair on fire before performing sexual relations.

The question of what exactly Carrot Top did to prompt the SEALs to kill rather than capture him has not been settled.

White House press secretary Jay Carney said the White House is mulling whether to make the photo public, but he said officials are concerned about the "sensitivity" of doing so.