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Charlie the Tuna, spokesman for the United Dead Fish Brothers Union, Local 99999, Jersey, is quoted as saying "I'm asking Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to picket the Capital citing unfair labor tactics by the Bush administration" when it was disclosed that UBL was canned in a non-union, non-Kosher shop.
Quote: "We swim united in this affront to the fish of the World."
The crowd in the fish-bowl could be heard chanting, "It ain't Kosher; we will not eat this Yutzi Shmendrik!!!!"
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Go raibh tú leathuair ar Neamh sula mbeadh a fhios ag an diabhal go bhfuil tú marbh
"May you be a half hour in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead"
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