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And so it begins...
Dear Dad,
I only have a few seconds to twrite. I can come clean now. I know I told you I was going to cooks school but i really joined the SEALs. We have to come up with a cover story first.
It was rough training but I'm glad I did it and am now a "quiet Profescionel".
In case you might be wondering why I haven't called I'm in downtown Pakistan right now and we just kilt a very verry top dawg in Al Kayda. You
ve prolly seen it on the news. Extra Top Seckret.
I have to go get unbriefed by the rear Admirul now and prolly git a metal but I'll talk to you later. Give mom a kiss. Bye for now.
Yore son the SEAL,
Jimmy
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"...But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive."
Shakespeare - Henry V
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