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I knew a Phase III instructor that static-lined with his Lab in a CIWI bag. The dog must not have liked jumping very much because the dog's bowels and kidneys both evacuated in copious amounts. (Rumour has it that the instructor ensured that the dog had not eaten nor drank any water for the entire day before the jump, but some industrious students both fed and watered the dog about 3 hours before the jump). The defication stayed in the bag but covered the dog. The urine also covered the dog, but had the additional benefit of leaking through the CIWI bag all over the instructor.
I do not think that the dog ever jumped again.
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