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Old 03-24-2011, 07:15   #24
1stindoor
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Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc View Post
"You have long legs and are clearly God built you to be a runner. We Polish men, we have been given short, stout legs to better stand our ground and fight."
That's classic right there. I would add this one to the mix from an old 18E of mine, "I don't have to run...no one can take my lunch money."

As for the beards, 'staches, turbins, etc...Once we allowed the Sikh waiver the door moved wide open. The Rabbi has a good case now...as does the hasidic jew, the muslim, and everyone else that can claim they're being discriminated against.
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