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Richard · 02-20-2011, 11:09

Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?"

Heisenburg replied, "I can't be certain."

The bartender then noticed Einstein was there. So he asked him if he could believe what had just happened.

Einstein replied with a shrug, "Well, to me it's all relative."

And so it goes...

Richard

02-20-2011, 11:09	#4
Richard Quiet Professional Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 15,370	Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished. Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" Heisenburg replied, "I can't be certain." The bartender then noticed Einstein was there. So he asked him if he could believe what had just happened. Einstein replied with a shrug, "Well, to me it's all relative." And so it goes... Richard __________________ “Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch) “Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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