[1stindoor]

So...the three old SF retirees were sitting on the front porch of the home discussing the problems with getting older.

The first says, "I wake up at 6:30, but can't pee until 9:00, then it's almost 10:30 before I have my first bowel movement."

The second says, "That's nothing...I wake up at 6:30, can't pee till nearly 10:30 and my bowel movement doesn't happen until after lunch when the meds have kicked in."

The third says..."I wake up at 6:30, have my first pee at 6:35, then my first bowel movement comes at 7:00 on the dot."

His friends are amazed..."That's wonderful they both exclaim."

He responds, "The only problem I have is I can't get out of bed until 8:30!"