It seems his high speed legal team (Dewey, Cheatim & Howe) forgot to advise our hero to update his Myspace page. I'm sure they'll get around to it in due time.
http://www.myspace.com/therideistheway
"About me:
I am now primarily a writer, with a new book coming out on 01 November called "Beyond the Call of Duty: Gunfight!" This book describes what happened in ten gunfights just before, during, and after. I am also a motorcyclist with 1.8 million street miles since 1959 (Member of Tacoma Chapter HOG), low-time helicopter pilot, musician (electric bass), non-rated chess player (Member of USCF) and I disagree with the FIDE policy of giving women a lessor rating standard than men, Scuba diver (PADI Master Diver, Dive Master), international sailor (Captain of SV Standfast and other sloop and cutter-rigged vessels) and I held a Ship's Master License for 200 Ton Sailing Vessels for a number of years. I'm a writer (see above), an underwater/surface cinematographer and videographer with 11 years experience, and a still photographer (11 still photo shows to date), underwater film director, and I study the martial arts of Pistolcraft and Comprehensive Knife Fighting.
Who I'd like to meet:
People who enjoy my books."
And here's probably the only true statement on that page: "Badges (Earned 0 of 17)
Wolfgang Hammersmith hasn't earned any badges..."