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Old 01-24-2011, 12:30   #11
1stindoor
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Originally Posted by wet dog View Post
I'd re-enlist, today - if the Army would put me in Grp as a new Chaplain, and I didn't have to go back to school, and I could wear a war shirt, and I could be an MSG instead of an officer, and I could "count coup" every so often with an ODA.

I'd even carry a Bible, with a cutout to hold a flask for the non-believers.

As the Team S1, I requested religious services for:

(1) Virgin dressed in white
(1) Sacrficial Altar
(1) Kris Knife
(12) Hocky masks

When the Chaplain finally showed, he said I needed to take some time off.
I used to have an 18E that had pagan on his dogtags (this was 20 years) his reasoning was that it would be cool to watch the Chaplain try and figure out how to get the sacrificial chicken and dancing virgins.
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