Well...it is Arkansas...an odd place of 3 million people with 6 family names where the unexplainable is commonplace....such as people voluntarily wearing large plastic hats shaped like sprinting hogs while scaring the hell out of everyone and everything nearby by running around with breath you don't want to light a match near and yelling "Sooooo...eeeeeeeee!" at the top of their lungs in some sort of frenzied Saturday ritual that strangely seems to have a romantic effect on the women who live there on turkey farms and reside in communities of double-wide manufactured housing sitting on concrete blocks. 
But you can also play news reporter or politician running for reelection and just blame it on Obama, Bush, or Clinton - your pick. 
Richard 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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