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12-18-2010, 17:01

Sergeant Major, we have a report of an injured soldier.

What happened?

GSW, an ODA up north.

Really?

Ya!

Who was it?

John?

John who?

John Jones, SGT.

We have three Jones, all Sergeants. We have John H. Jones, E5, a John B. Jones, E6, and a John J. Jones, E7.

It's, ....wait.....

John H. Jones.

Is he the, .....the one?

Rumors, maybe. Cpl Smith filed a "Do Not Touch, Do Not Tell" complaint against John H., but his Supervisor, John B. has not forwarded it to you, as of the time of the GSW.

Shit, well,....what does the onsite medic say?

Doc Anderson wants to know if John H., is gay.

How did this start?

It appears, John H. touched once more the pecker of Cpl Smith, and well, Cpl Smith shot John H in the chest with an M4, sighting "emotional something, blah, blah, blah".

Understandable.

Sergeant Major, what do you want me to tell Doc Anderson?

Tell Doc Anderson, the situation looks bad for John H., and call the school house telling them we need another 18X graduate.

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wet dog Guest Posts: n/a	Really? Sergeant Major, we have a report of an injured soldier. What happened? GSW, an ODA up north. Really? Ya! Who was it? John? John who? John Jones, SGT. We have three Jones, all Sergeants. We have John H. Jones, E5, a John B. Jones, E6, and a John J. Jones, E7. It's, ....wait..... John H. Jones. Is he the, .....the one? Rumors, maybe. Cpl Smith filed a "Do Not Touch, Do Not Tell" complaint against John H., but his Supervisor, John B. has not forwarded it to you, as of the time of the GSW. Shit, well,....what does the onsite medic say? Doc Anderson wants to know if John H., is gay. How did this start? It appears, John H. touched once more the pecker of Cpl Smith, and well, Cpl Smith shot John H in the chest with an M4, sighting "emotional something, blah, blah, blah". Understandable. Sergeant Major, what do you want me to tell Doc Anderson? Tell Doc Anderson, the situation looks bad for John H., and call the school house telling them we need another 18X graduate. Last edited by wet dog; 12-18-2010 at 17:13.