Bob.... A series of questions for you... QP's will understand this line of query...
How many pocket knives do you normally carry? (I'm quessing minimum 2)
Why at the time of the incident did a former SF, current cowboy not have access to a pocket knife?
How long have you been working with quality chili powders?
What possessed you to put your face that close to that much capzacin without protective gear... while maintaining a death grip on a hermetically sealed plastic jar, at altitude, without a safety/JM present?
Where was the Team medic?
and finally.... Shouldn't your story have started "No Shit, this really happened..." or "Here, hold my beer and watch this, it's going to be really cool..."
Oh... don't they normally forcibly commit people for snorting chili powder?
