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Dear President Karzai,
Please accept our apology for the senseless and "clear violation of Afghan sovereignty". The operation involving the illicit drug trade that helps to fuel your countries rampant corruption obviously went very wrong....
We would hate for any future operations to be "met with a reaction from Afghanistan"
As a token of sincerity, I would like to cordially invite you to go and fornicate with yourself using a pointy steel rod.
Thank you for your service sir.
Have a nice day.
Dear NATO troops,
Thank you for your service gentlemen. Job well done.
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