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Old 10-25-2010, 20:08   #15
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Originally Posted by Pete View Post
How come people never come up pounding on my window and making little growly faces?

I stop on the Murch for chicken gizzards all the time.
About 20 years ago I was sleeping at a rest stop in N.C., up in the mountains. Dead asleep in the front seat, fully reclined and some moron taps on my window.

Says something, I said "what"?

He says, "come on, how much?"

I reply, "WTF you talking about?"

Then it hit me. I tell him to "F*** Off".

He starts to tap on my window again, I pull out the .45 that was on my chest and point it at him and repeat what I just said. He muttered something I could not understand and beat feet.

I think the .45 is sort of a universal sign, it's understood everywhere.
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