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Saoirse · 08-28-2010, 15:12

OMGosh...those were GREAT!! Thank you for the laughs Penn!!!

I laughed so hard, I snorted! It's true! hehehe

And I will add one to the collection:

An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door

08-28-2010, 15:12	#3
Saoirse Guerrilla Chief Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Nam Posts: 777	OMGosh...those were GREAT!! Thank you for the laughs Penn!!! I laughed so hard, I snorted! It's true! hehehe And I will add one to the collection: An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door __________________ A tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny ~ Aesops Fables; The Lamb and the Wolf Am fear nach gleidh na h-airm san t-sith, cha bhi iad aige 'n am a' chogaidh "He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war" Old Gaelic Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine
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