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reintroduction
I have been keeping this to myself since I did not want to make any of you uncomfortable...
Allow me to reintroduce my self.
My name is Billy. I am the President of the United Kingdom of Raefordstan. I have been awarded the Kings Medal for Greatness a record 14 times. I considered resigning from my position as president to assume a position on the 9th Circus Court of Appeals but they have not yet proved worthy of true respect.
The Court Jesters are quite entertaining, they make me smile.
Thats is all.... please return to your activities.
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