Some Jan Brewer facts.
You don't decide whether or not to boycott Arizona. Jan Brewer decides whether or not to let you in.
When Jan Brewer wants shade, she stares down the sun.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Jan Brewer.
Jan Brewer taught Chuck Norris how to do a roundhouse kick.
Liberal President Frankling D. Roosevelt once said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Jan Brewer."
Jan Brewer can squeeze orange juice out of lemons.
When Jan Brewer says jump, Obama breaks into tears.
Jan Brewer can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
The most interesting man in the world retired when he met Jan Brewer.
Janet Napolitano lives vicariously through Jan Brewer.
Jan Brewer is known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room.
Jan Brewer once had an awkward moment. Just to see how it feels.
Chuck Norris gets his facts from Jan Brewer.
Monsoon season officially started when Jan Brewer made Obama cry because of SB1070.
Jan Brewer is what Willis was talkin' about.
Jan Brewer is the only person known to keep a pack of chupacabras as pets.
If you spell Jan Brewer in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
John Kerry secretly named his $7 million yacht "Jan Brewer" in an attempt to give it some class.
Jan Brewer isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Jan Brewer.
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