http://professionalsoldiers.com/da.php - Kicking ass
http://professionalsoldiers.com/sr.php - Watching people who's ass you're going to kick
http://professionalsoldiers.com/fid.php - Teaching others to kick ass and doing it with them.
http://professionalsoldiers.com/uw.php - Kicking ass where the ass doesn't know who kicked it.
http://professionalsoldiers.com/ct.php - Kicking only one ass cheek but sparing the other...
That was supposed to be funny other than the links.