I retire in 361 days. Here's my plan (it wouldn't survive briefback):
1) Move to Baja.
2) Live in a palapa on the beach near Sta Rosalia.
3) Have frijoles, tortillas (corn), and cerveza (Pacifico or Modelo) brought daily.
4) Spearfish for lobster or other fish every morning.
5) Fire up my generator and blender every night.
6) Repeat.
You are all welcome to visit. Bring your hammock, and $$ for cerveza!