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Originally Posted by 219seminole
One day, after being newly married, my young bride disturbed my tv viewing:
"What did you do with all the chocolate chip cookies I just baked?"
Me: "What....?"
YB: "You ate all the cookies."
Me: "What....? Why do you think that?"
She drags in into the kitchen and points to the empty plate on the counter.
I point to the paw prints on each side of the plate. "The dog did it."
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I still remember the day that my dog ate an entire costco pizza by himself. I took the pizza out of the oven and went to go do some chores while it cooled off. When I came back into the kitchen the entire pizza was gone and the dog was on the floor licking his chops with a guilty look on his face.