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Richard · 07-09-2010, 06:18

My wife and I played out this scenario last night while preparing dinner together; fortunately, the dinner and wine were excellent (grilled rib-eyes, chilled black bean mango salad, and a Banfi Brunello di Montalcino) and peace had been restored by the time we finished eating.

And so it goes...

Richard

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"...lets her.

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her...gets mad.

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad says..."What are you mad about, NOW!?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says..."If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

07-09-2010, 06:18	#1
Richard Quiet Professional Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 15,370	"Never mind..." My wife and I played out this scenario last night while preparing dinner together; fortunately, the dinner and wine were excellent (grilled rib-eyes, chilled black bean mango salad, and a Banfi Brunello di Montalcino) and peace had been restored by the time we finished eating. And so it goes... Richard A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"...lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her...gets mad. A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad says..."What are you mad about, NOW!?" A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says..."If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." __________________ “Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch) “Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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