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White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced this morning that the First Lady will host a gathering of local school children who will help her remove images of recently sacked General McChrystal out of every photo in which he appears with the president.

When asked about the propriety of the event, Mr. Gibbs replied: "I appreciate your concerns, but do understand this: the kids will not only use safety scissors, the older students will get a voucher for Adobe Photoshop Elements."