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Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL
Learn somethin' new every day from you, Dozer. Although most of it I can't repeat in a public setting.  |
Figured out how to un-tie that knot with no hands, didja? Good!
Now we'll move to the "Aunt Jemimah treatment"
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Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Of course, I looked at attending mass with the ex and the girls kind of like PT. All that up and down, on your knees, stand up, sit down, back to your knees.
Religion, two parades, lots of singing, refreshments, and PT - it doesn't get a lot better than that! (I never partook of the "refreshments" though an older retired priest often kept trying - not seeing my arms crossed over my chest!) |
It looks like a dance, but it's really far and near recognition signals to catch the "Proddies".
Little Dude just made his First Holy Communion and no longer has to do the "cross your arms and hope for a blessing walk to the alter - thing". His take? "The body tastes like Styrofoam and the blood is yucky".