A woman takes her husband to the doctor.
She lays into the doctor about how he doesn't have any zest for life and it is putting a strain on their relationship.
She thinks he's depressed and needs medication.
The doctor talks to the husband privately.
The doctor then takes the wife into his office and says:
"There's nothing wrong with your husband that won't be fixed by some regular home-cooked meals, some time to himself, and a reasonable sex life."
The wife exits the office, fuming, and goes out to the car with her husband.
He asks her: "What did the doctor say?"
She responds: "THE DOCTOR SAID YOUR GONNA DIE!"
