Wow, this boy is mentally deranged. First off, living in the suburbs of DC, and frequenting the city often, I'd invite him to spend a night on a street in South East if "murder and crime are near 0."
Secondly, while I'm not sure what a "semi-automatic machine gun" is, it's hard to pay attention when he keeps touching his mouth. Presumably to wipe off the drool that's normally held back by his pacifier.
*Edit: I am also less than impressed with his thought that 9/11 should have occured in Texas.
* Also, I think that the only sane response is this
http://everything2.com/title/The+fla...end+all+flames