To all that have contributed to this thread, thank you. You have made my week bearable. I wish to inform all of you that I have now stolen it and placed it in a Word document for general circulation among all my friends.
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Hold Hard guys
Rick B.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.
Author - Richard.
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
Author unknown.