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Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
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He must have thought it was Punxsutawney Phil. 
Pat
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