That's why I put it in Comedy Zone... I mean come on, recruiter??? He's underachieving for a dirt bag. To a hilarious degree.
This was not on a base - around 45 minutes from the nearest. My best guess is he doesn't usually pose as a recruiter. He may have suspected he was found out as soon as I asked him what unit he was in. Since he seems to be into the "current" gear (He was after all in ACUs and wearing desert boots), he may have even noticed my boots and started squirming.
The restaurant I work at gives a 50% discount to military personnel. I dare him to walk in there when I'm working and expect a discount.
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