My parent's next door neighbors' had 2 little boys. One about 2 and the other about 7. One day the mom comes knocking on my mom's door, needing help, because my mom is a nurse.
Mom walks over and finds the little one's hands superglued to his penis, and the opening has been superglued shut. When asked why he was playing with superglue, he said he wanted his penis to be as big as his big brother's. Somehow he thought he could superglue it straight to make it bigger!
Lots of turpentine later, he was good as new!