Whoa!..

something's big-time wrong here, gents.. WTF's a steely-eyed, barrel-chested freedom fighter doing with a fucking poodle!!!!???.. What happened to Rotties and Pits and German Shepards and Labs, and 'manly dogs'?
.... and admitting to totin' the li'l sumbich around in a friggin' lime-green ghetto sled..
I gotta get out more...