[Penn]

Remington Radar, I was attempting, prior to your comments, of and on, my determinant effort to insert humor into a rather messy situation, to relate a story.

I am now certain, at least from your post; which exemplifies exceptionally high moral and comedic standards, that I accomplished that, and that you good Sir, might need to arrange an appointment with a proctologist. For it appears, at least to me, that you many need his references. As we know his skill set will not physically address your symptoms, only a well endowed psychologist could meet that necessity; dispatching your anally retentive lack of humor.